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1. I spend too much money on food to afford any diet program...
   
2. Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
   
3. Days are short in December but spending them with family really stretches them out.
   
4. Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
   
5. hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
   
6. I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
   
7. That moment when you run into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master.
   
8. Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
   
9. This Status Update could be yours for six Easy Payments of $19.99
   
10. life is short play naked
    
11. Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants.
    
12. People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
    
13. HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
    
14. The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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