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Wednesday May 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
  2. I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.....
  3. The world would be a much nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would be even better if some of them choked on it.
  4. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
  5. Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
  6. Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
  7. What’s a drunken pirates worst nightmare? A sunken booty with no chest.
  8. My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
  9. Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
  10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
  11. QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
  12. Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
  13. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  14. People who say you can´t buy happiness just don´t know where to shop.