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1. Why go out and pretend to like people when you have Netflix?
   
2. “I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
   
3. It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
   
4. I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
   
5. It isn`t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would`ve been a better option.
   
6. Don`t forget to get offended today by some retarded sh!t that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
   
7. I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I`d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
   
8. Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
   
9. They say that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
   
10. I hate being bi-polar. It`s awesome.
    
11. Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
    
12. My last request: At my funeral, someone come up at the end and padlock my coffin shut, just to freak everyone out.
    
13. Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
    
14. Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don`t forget that they forgave you and forgot about it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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