Sunday December 10, 2023

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  1. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI
  2. Why periods? Why can`t Mother Nature just text me and be like, "Whaddup Girl?, You ain`t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month."
  3. No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
  4. Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: ”I Love You” and ”50% Off”.
  5. OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.
  6. says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
  7. I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
  8. If money can`t buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
  9. Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
  10. Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
  11. I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  12. The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
  13. Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always end up meeting someone?
  14. I`ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.