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1. I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
   
2. I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
   
3. Little to no thought was put into this status.
   
4. I`m sorry but sh!ts and giggles don`t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
   
5. People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
   
6. There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
   
7. Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
   
8. What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
   
9. *Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
   
10. I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..
    
11. Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.
    
12. I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
    
13. You say toilet, I say alcohol vomit receptacle.
    
14. My Facebook weather forecast looks like I can expect 2 or 3 inches of drama tonight followed by a lot of bullsh!t blowing in from all directions in the morning.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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