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1. Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.
   
2. Some girls are so desperate. Who calls 3 times, leaves a voicemail, and sends a text?? Take a hint, mom.
   
3. first show me the benefits and then I`ll decide if we can be friends.
   
4. Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
   
5. Starting to believe I`m trouble
   
6. Saying “sounds good” is probably the nicest way to abruptly end a conversation.
   
7. Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
   
8. Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like I’d be pretty good at that.
   
9. Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I`ve been to today that`s had "insufficient funds".
   
10. I`m not saying I`m bilingual but if you shout at me in German I`ll probably do whatever you want
    
11. Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there’s an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien.
    
12. I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
    
13. I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
    
14. Thanks to the words “dude”, “bro”, and “man”, I haven’t said my best friends name in 10 years.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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