Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.
  2. The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
  3. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
  4. Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
  5. Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
  6. I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
  7. I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
  8. How come there`s never enough dirt to refill the hole even after you`ve put the body in? Asking for a friend
  9. Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
  10. I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
  11. You can usually judge a women`s hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a whore.
  12. The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
  13. I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!
  14. Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.