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1. How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
   
2. Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
   
3. My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
   
4. But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
   
5. I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
   
6. "Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry."
   
7. I’m quite confident that the reason I’m single is because I didn’t forward that chain letter in 2003.
   
8. why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
   
9. You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder
   
10. There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
    
11. As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
    
12. A procrastinator’s work is never done.
    
13. What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
    
14. The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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