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1. The word "Lovers" bums me out unless it`s between the words "Meat" and "Pizza".
   
2. Fun Fact: A pizza will never sleep with your best friend behind your back.
   
3. Prostitution must be a hole sale business.
   
4. I dont want to sound like a badass or anything but I play Wii without the wrist strap on....
   
5. He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
   
6. I wonder how many people`s phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
   
7. They say women only use 10% of their anger
   
8. Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.
   
9. Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
   
10. “I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
    
11. I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
    
12. I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..
    
13. You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
    
14. If you weren`t supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn`t package them in rows of 15.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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