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Tuesday October 22, 2024


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  1. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
  2. It`s the simple things that make me laugh....mostly you.
  3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
  4. Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
  5. There`s no law against twerking...but apparently it`s still frowned upon during jury duty.
  6. Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
  7. I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
  8. "I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
  9. Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
  10. Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
  11. Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
  12. Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
  13. I don`t know exactly who`s health I`m drinking to, but they`re going to be immortal at this rate
  14. I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.




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