Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
  2. This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
  3. If you`re going to be a smartass, you must first be smart. Otherwise, you`re just an ass.
  4. I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
  5. How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
  6. If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
  7. She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
  8. Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
  9. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
  10. Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
  11. They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don`t have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won`t look weird.
  12. Every day is St. Patrick`s Day when you`re a drunk who likes to pinch people.
  13. This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
  14. Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.