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Friday March 29, 2024



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  1. FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
  2. I donate blood 5 times a year just so I`m less and less related to some of my relatives.
  3. Dad, I love how we don`t even have to say out loud that I`m your favorite. Happy Fathers Day!
  4. The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
  5. I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
  6. You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
  7. As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
  8. How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
  9. I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
  10. Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
  11. The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
  12. If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
  13. Live each day like someone else is paying for drinks
  14. I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage