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1. Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I`m eating here."
   
2. Smooth move.........ExLax
   
3. dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
   
4. Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
   
5. It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
   
6. Stop complaining about being single on Valentine`s Day. We have bigger problems in this world. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10.30
   
7. I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
   
8. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
   
9. Babies are so cute because none of them are mine.
   
10. Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
    
11. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    
12. If you can`t read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that sh!t.
    
13. Crayons are a lot like M & M`s, all the colors taste the same.
    
14. I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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