Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
  2. I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
  3. The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
  4. They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
  5. You make me want to be a drunker person
  6. If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
  7. You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
  8. I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
  9. I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
  10. It may appear like I`m doing nothing, but i`m actively waiting for my problems to go away!!!
  11. A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I`m married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy.
  12. I will pay good money to anyone who can take me from work, make it look like an abduction and tuck me back into bed.
  13. I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company`s Board of Directors.
  14. Milk Duds: When you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw