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1. All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
   
2. I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
   
3. One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
   
4. All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
   
5. Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
   
6. The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
   
7. I sleep better naked.. why can´t the flight attendants understand this?
   
8. I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
   
9. Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
   
10. How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
    
11. Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”
    
12. I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
    
13. I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
    
14. For once I would like to see a horoscope that says, "You`re totally f*cked this month"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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