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1. I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
   
2. I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
   
3. I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
   
4. I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
   
5. I finally got some "me time" being away from the kids. Two whole hours. Would have gotten more, but my knees started getting numb from crouching behind the dryer.
   
6. Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
   
7. Did I already do my deja vu joke?
   
8. When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
   
9. How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
   
10. I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
    
11. My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
    
12. Me, on phone to credit card company: What if you just break my kneecaps and we call it even?
    
13. Crayons are a lot like M & M`s, all the colors taste the same.
    
14. Having plans sounds great until you realize you have to put on clothes and actually leave the house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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