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Sunday December 22, 2024


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
  2. You`re as useless as a referee in the WWE
  3. I`m never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat.
  4. I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
  5. Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.
  6. When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
  7. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
  8. I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
  9. They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
  10. Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
  11. When the only light in your world is suddenly gone …it’s time to recharge your phone.
  12. My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
  13. uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
  14. “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.




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