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1. Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
   
2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
   
3. Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
   
4. Actually baby, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
   
5. How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
   
6. FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
   
7. The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
   
8. The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life
   
9. I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
   
10. You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
    
11. Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
    
12. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I`ll be just fine.
    
13. The fact that I start clapping every time someone says "Please give me a hand" is only like the number 6 reason I dont have friends.
    
14. *Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
    
    
    
    
    
    

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