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1. "Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
   
2. Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
   
3. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
   
4. Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
   
5. If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
   
6. You`d be surprised at how many times I`ve gone home, when i hear someone tell me "Go hard or Go home".
   
7. The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
   
8. That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
   
9. I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
   
10. If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
    
11. It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
    
12. The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
    
13. I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
    
14. I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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