Tuesday June 06, 2023

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  1. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
  2. You can turn anything into a compliment if you`re delusional enough.
  3. Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
  4. Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
  5. WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
  6. OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
  7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
  8. Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
  9. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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  11. Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
  12. If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
  13. Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
  14. Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.