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1. Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked.
   
2. I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn`t park anywhere near the place
   
3. It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
4. Always keep a note in your medicine cabinet that says, “I thought you were peeing?”
   
5. When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
   
6. The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
   
7. If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
   
8. I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside
   
9. Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.
   
10. It`s always nice to be called Pretty in the morning. So what if he was hiding behind the trash wearing no pants.
    
11. If you`re feeling powerless just remember a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.
    
12. I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
    
13. Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg ;)
    
14. I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*cket list is a mile long.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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