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1. Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..
   
2. The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
   
3. It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
   
4. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
   
5. Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.
   
6. I`m selling my browser history on eBay before the government does.
   
7. I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
   
8. So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
   
9. The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
   
10. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    
11. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    
12. Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
    
13. "Are you completely sure this isn`t textable?" - the perfect voicemail prompt
    
14. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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