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1. Anyone who says "Let`s all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
   
2. Vodka and denial are cheaper than therapy.
   
3. You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
   
4. I consider anything that doesn`t fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use.
   
5. You are wasting your time reading this status.
   
6. I feel sorry for historians, they have such a hard time letting go of the past.
   
7. Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
   
8. Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
   
9. I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
   
10. You know it`s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
    
11. Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
    
12. OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
    
13. You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
    
14. Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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