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1. I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
   
2. Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
   
3. Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
   
4. I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there`s an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
   
5. RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
   
6. I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
   
7. There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
   
8. Your things are terrific.
   
9. Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
   
10. Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview.
    
11. Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
    
12. People will believe anything if you whisper it.
    
13. No man has ever won a game of `notice anything different about me?`
    
14. Some people pass through our lives just to teach us not to be like them.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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