Tuesday June 06, 2023

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  1. If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
  2. Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.
  3. My death bed confession is going to be epic!
  4. Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
  5. I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
  6. Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
  7. It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
  8. A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
  9. 4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot how to reduce their fractions.
  10. Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
  11. I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
  12. Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
  13. Sometimes I just bang my head on the keyboard and hope words form.
  14. I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage