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1. WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
   
2. Two knives taped together are not a suitable alternative to scissors.
   
3. Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
   
4. Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
   
5. If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
   
6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
   
7. is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
   
8. I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
   
9. I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
   
10. Have you ever noticed how people who play candy crush are always saying they need a life?
    
11. Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
    
12. How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
    
13. Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
    
14. Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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