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1. Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
   
2. Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
   
3. I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
   
4. If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
   
5. Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight. I have to get up really early tomorrow afternoon.
   
6. To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
   
7. I can`t decide what`s more embarrassing - the fact that I still live out of a suitcase, or that I`m a professional ventriloquist dummy.
   
8. There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
   
9. I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
   
10. This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
    
11. Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
    
12. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
    
13. The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
    
14. I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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