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1. What`s a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? There was a DUMBASS who didn`t take it out in time.
   
2. Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
   
3. I`m one more bottle of wine away from starting a blog.
   
4. Walked into the kitchen for orange juice; walk out with sandwich, crackers, chocolate milk, and the TV remote I lost 30 minutes ago
   
5. It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving.
   
6. I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
   
7. Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
   
8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
   
9. Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
   
10. The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
    
11. I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
    
12. I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
    
13. love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
    
14. I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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