Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Don’t tell me what to do unless you’re naked.
  2. Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
  3. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
  4. You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
  5. I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
  6. The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
  7. I think I`m approaching my "best if used by" date
  8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
  9. My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
  10. why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
  11. I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
  12. I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
  13. Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
  14. Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.