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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
  2. I send more time looking for porn than actually watching it.
  3. I finally figured out why men love belly rings so much on their women. It reminds them of the staple in the middle of their porn magazines!
  4. Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
  5. Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
  6. whenever i`m bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
  7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
  8. Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
  9. Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
  10. A recent report shows that people who smoke weed get into 85% fewer car crashes than drunk people. Obviously. It`s a lot easier to see what`s coming when you`re only driving at eleven miles an hour.
  11. Anyone who knows me obviously knows a shit ton about awesomeness.
  12. I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
  13. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
  14. I danced like no one was watching but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance




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