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- liquor stores should sell Shamwows.. I bet they would conquer any challenge alcohol can conjure up. spills.. puke.. all kinds of messes.
- I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
- Im thinking about writing a book about my life, I just have to wait for the statue of limitations to expire.
- Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
- I didn`t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible.
- Just used the holiday card with your kid`s face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.
- A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
- I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
- Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
- If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- I`ll never fall in love untill and unless love falls on me!
- So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses...