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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. Funniest thing ever heard on TV. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
  2. Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
  3. Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did New Years Eve and at the beginning add the word "stop."
  4. It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
  5. Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
  6. While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
  7. If you need time alone, announce that it`s time to clean the house.
  8. According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
  9. Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
  10. Sobriety and I have agreed to see other people today
  11. I only get religious when scratching off lottery tickets.
  12. I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
  13. I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
  14. When I text someone and they don`t text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.




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