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Saturday April 20, 2024


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  1. Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous...Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
  2. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
  3. Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
  4. What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
  5. A simple "good morning beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day. ..but knocking on the bathroom window first to ask her number sort of ruins it for some reason.
  6. Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
  7. My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
  8. My wife told me that her favorite position is when I lay very very still wearing a toe tag and she starts dating again
  9. Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
  10. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
  11. If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
  12. "If Donald Duck doesn`t have to wear pants than neither do I!"- Me getting drunk at Disney World.
  13. Just started a new exercise program where I put on a gorilla mask and chase a random toddler through Costco.
  14. *sigh* the cop at the front door is never a stripper when you need it to be




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