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1. If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
   
2. I’d like to think I’ve taught Citibank a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards all willy-nilly.
   
3. I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we`re like "that`s a soup ladle".
   
4. If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
   
5. You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
   
6. I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
   
7. When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
   
8. My online dating profile is just a picture of my ex-wife and the words "NOT THIS."
   
9. To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
   
10. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
    
11. I`ve got a Tootsie Pop and seven hours until the aviary notices their Spotted Owl is missing. Let`s do this!
    
12. A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
    
13. Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn`t have hangovers
    
14. These Jehovah`s Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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