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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
  2. Memories of you make me look forward to alzheimers.
  3. I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
  4. If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
  5. 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
  6. Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
  7. I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald’s.
  8. My worst ideas have all either started or ended with having no pants on.
  9. Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
  10. Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
  11. If you died and went to he!l, how long will it take you to realise that you aren`t still at work?
  12. Thanks, autocorrect. I`m sure she`s dying to know about my huge peninsula.
  13. I`m going to invent a cleaning product that kills .1% of all germs and bacteria. It doesn`t sound very effective, but I`m going to get it placed right next to all the other cleaning products that kill 99.9% of all germs and bacteria.
  14. Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.




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