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1. I noticed you stopped taking your meds. Can I have them?
   
2. United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
   
3. At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
   
4. Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
   
5. I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
   
6. Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
   
7. When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
   
8. My mom says I`m special.
   
9. When someone tells you they are getting a divorce, a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told, twice now.
   
10. Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
    
11. I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
    
12. Walmart needs observation decks.
    
13. I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
    
14. Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
    
    
    
    
    
    

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