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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we`re all millionaires, none of this matters."
  2. Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
  3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
  4. Im going to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people`s cars saying "sorry for the damage." Then watching the magic.
  5. My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
  6. Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
  7. I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
  8. You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen.
  9. Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
  10. I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
  11. Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
  12. If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
  13. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...... *high 5*
  14. A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.




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