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1. I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
   
2. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
   
3. Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
   
4. Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while waiting.
   
5. I`ve been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
   
6. These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
   
7. If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
   
8. I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
   
9. "This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
   
10. Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
    
11. I start a lot of conversations with "goodbye" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked.
    
12. The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
    
13. FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
    
14. Just remember, outside of that beautiful slim bride on her wedding day there’s a fat woman just waiting to get in.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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