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Sunday September 08, 2024


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  1. Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
  2. I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
  3. Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what`d go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"
  4. I only drank twice last week....Once for three days and once for four days
  5. Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
  6. Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
  7. If my psychiatrist said "There`s really nothing more I can do for you", that means I`m cured right??
  8. Whenever a buddy of mine wants to borrow something, I remind them that everything I own has touched my balls.
  9. If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
  10. I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
  11. It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
  12. Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
  13. They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
  14. Thanksgiving: "Let`s give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let`s get all new stuff."




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