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1. I spend too much money on food to afford any diet program...
   
2. FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
   
3. I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
   
4. some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
   
5. Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I should die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.
   
6. My wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can`t see the mailbox when she`s backing up?
   
7. If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
   
8. You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
   
9. I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
   
10. ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
    
11. Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
    
12. This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
    
13. Judging by the commercials, only old white guys with sailboats can suffer from erectile dysfunction.
    
14. I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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