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Monday January 06, 2025


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  1. If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.
  2. It`s impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
  3. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
  4. Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
  5. If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
  6. If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
  7. You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
  8. just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
  9. One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
  10. Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me again tomorrow on I`m still fat Wednesday
  11. Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
  12. When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
  13. Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
  14. Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don`t have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point




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