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1. Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
   
2. One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
   
3. I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
   
4. I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
   
5. If you can´t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don´t know where you are.
   
6. I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.
   
7. My favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell`s Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
   
8. You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
   
9. Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
   
10. Due To ObamaCare and the poor economy Holiday Cheer this year will be distributed in Shot Glasses...
    
11. If history has taught us anything, it`s that reheated french fries are gross.
    
12. My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
    
13. All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
    
14. I wish life had a “rewind-the-weekend” button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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