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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
  2. All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
  3. Before I had kids I never really reflected on life`s little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?
  4. Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.
  5. Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
  6. I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
  7. Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?
  8. When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
  9. Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
  10. My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
  11. Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
  12. True love is biting a slice of pizza when you`re fully aware that it will burn the roof of your mouth.
  13. I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
  14. My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.




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