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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. To understand paranoid people better, follow them around
  2. Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
  3. I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
  4. Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
  5. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
  6. Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
  7. Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we`re together now.
  8. Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
  9. I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
  10. Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
  11. If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
  12. people say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it`s the only way I can talk to you.
  13. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
  14. Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.




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