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1. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
   
2. If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
   
3. Lord, if I can`t be skinny, make my friends look fat.
   
4. Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
   
5. I f*cking hate you. Hope that clears things up.
   
6. It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
   
7. The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
   
8. Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
   
9. i just peed so hard that I laughed a little bit
   
10. Paying a homeless man to pee on your ex`s windshield, is just about the most fun you can have with 5 bucks.
    
11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
    
12. Bacon is the only exception that does not fall under the 5 second rule for dropped food.
    
13. What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
    
14. Nothing starts my day off quite like an inspirationsl status!...May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear no ride up your a$$.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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