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1. I thought the movie `fast & furious` was about my sex life. I`m fast, my wife is furious.
   
2. Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
   
3. There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
   
4. Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can`t help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again...
   
5. Change is hard. Seriously, have you ever bit a nickel?
   
6. So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who`s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
   
7. Whenever I move into a new neighborhood, the first thing I familiarize myself with is the liquor store coz you know priorities.
   
8. Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
   
9. Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
   
10. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    
11. Drinking Game: Tape a fake mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
    
12. Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
    
13. Better late than pregnant.
    
14. The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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