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1. I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
   
2. Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat.
   
3. Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn`t going according to plan.
   
4. life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
   
5. My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can`t help but think that my days around here are numbered...
   
6. People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
   
7. Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
   
8. Me blacking out when I`m drunk is God`s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
   
9. If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
   
10. If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
    
11. Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
    
12. A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
    
13. Somewhere the inventor of yoga pants is near death from all the high fives and non-stop free tequila shots he gets.
    
14. You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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