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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
  2. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
  3. Are you bored? Head over to Walmart, go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then yell very loudly, `Hey! There`s no toilet paper in here.`
  4. To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
  5. How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
  6. I`m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
  7. There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
  8. Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
  9. A fun thing to do when leaving the Zoo, is too start frantically running and yelling "OMG they`ve all escaped!"
  10. How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
  11. For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
  12. Marriage...betting someone half your stuff you`ll love them forever.
  13. I give up on life! I have better luck playing Monopoly...or Clue...
  14. I`ve honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people




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