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1. I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
   
2. Boobs: because you can`t suck on a girls personality
   
3. These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
   
4. Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
   
5. Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
   
6. My innocent look never works in the nude.
   
7. Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
   
8. Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
   
9. My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
   
10. is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
    
11. It`s funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
    
12. One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
    
13. I guess if you spoke your mind, you´d be speechless, huh?
    
14. Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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