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Saturday May 04, 2024


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  1. Funniest thing ever heard on TV. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
  2. I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
  3. the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
  4. I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
  5. Sometimes words just aren`t enough. And that`s why we have middle fingers.
  6. Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I`m looking for the thumbs-down button.
  7. The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
  8. When I`m at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend.
  9. Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
  10. Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
  11. According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
  12. Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
  13. I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
  14. Nobody talk to me until I`ve Instagrammed my coffee.




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