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1. Life is like chocolate...sometimes you gotta deal with nuts.
   
2. I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
   
3. One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
   
4. I try to live my life by the saying: “You scratch my back and I’ll let you know when to stop.”
   
5. If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
   
6. Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
   
7. If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
   
8. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
   
9. It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
   
10. Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
    
11. I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
    
12. If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
    
13. The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
    
14. Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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