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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
  2. Note To Self: Even if someone really needs it, strangling them is still illegal.
  3. It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
  4. Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm down.
  5. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
  6. Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
  7. My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
  8. My parents preferred my imaginary friend over me.
  9. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
  10. If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
  11. Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
  12. you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
  13. Ya know what I really hate about mornings? People start talking to me!
  14. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about




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