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1. How to make friends: 1. Tell people you have weed.
   
2. Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
   
3. I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
   
4. My wife was afraid of the dark......then she saw me naked.........now she is afraid of the light.
   
5. Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
   
6. This status is mine....I licked it.
   
7. Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.
   
8. I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
   
9. They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker.
   
10. Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
    
11. Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.
    
12. Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
    
13. So many fun things to say … too many relatives on Facebook to post!
    
14. Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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