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1. It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
   
2. What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
   
3. Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it.
   
4. How do I like my eggs? ... Umm in a cake.
   
5. My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
   
6. I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
   
7. The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
   
8. If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
   
9. I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
   
10. You the bomb" "No you the bomb" A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east
    
11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
    
12. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
    
13. Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.
    
14. Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO
    
    
    
    
    
    

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