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Sunday December 22, 2024


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. This Polo shirt as two buttoning options: Uptight Golf prick or disco chest hairs.
  2. Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
  3. Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
  4. Wives are just security guards hellbent on denying you access to your happiness, and porn collection.
  5. My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
  6. This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
  7. Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
  8. There was a HUGE spider in the shower.. So I ran into the living room screaming naked.. Now my daughters` friends probably won`t be allowed over anymore..
  9. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It`s not like a murderer will come in thinking "I`m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He`s under a blanket
  10. Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
  11. Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
  12. Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
  13. I give up on life! I have better luck playing Monopoly...or Clue...
  14. Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things




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