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Saturday May 18, 2024


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  1. Behind every man there is a woman wondering if going to jail for murder is as bad as it sounds.
  2. For Halloween I`m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
  3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
  4. I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
  5. People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
  6. I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
  7. I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
  8. So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
  9. Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
  10. Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
  11. is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
  12. You can always tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
  13. All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
  14. wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.




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