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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
  2. How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don`t show it to her.
  3. So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
  4. If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
  5. If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
  6. The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
  7. Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
  8. I`m just going to start wearing a shirt to work that says "I`m good, thanks for asking."
  9. I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
  10. Paying a homeless man to pee on your ex`s windshield, is just about the most fun you can have with 5 bucks.
  11. They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.
  12. Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
  13. Some of the best memories I have are of times right before the cops showed up.
  14. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be handcuffed next to you saying that was fun




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