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1. Since you were smiling when you tazed me, I`m guessing we still have a chance.
   
2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
   
3. If you really want to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.
   
4. Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
   
5. when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
   
6. You know you`re getting old when one huge fart throws out your back.
   
7. That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
   
8. Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
   
9. Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
   
10. There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It might be a train or a truck so dont let it hit you.
    
11. Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
    
12. It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
    
13. I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
    
14. I like to finish other people`s sentences because my version is better.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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