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Saturday May 18, 2024


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  1. Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended.
  2. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
  3. Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
  4. PRO TIP: You can use crunchy food to block out conversations of people you hate.
  5. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
  6. When in doubt, take a nap.
  7. If at first you don`t succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
  8. 90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
  9. Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
  10. Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
  11. Spice up your Facebook experience by making your status updates your google searches.
  12. How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
  13. If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
  14. Me in a shopping mall: "I like that stuff" *looks at pricetag* "i don`t like it anymore"




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