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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend
  2. You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
  3. The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
  4. Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
  5. Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
  6. At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
  7. Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider`s web.
  8. The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
  9. It doesn’t matter how many signs I put up around the office, HR said high five a co-worker in the face with a shovel day isn’t a thing.
  10. Give a man a jacket, and he will stay warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it, and he won`t go outside at all.
  11. Some days the only thought that stops me from being Dexter...is that I am WAY too pretty to go to prison
  12. 3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
  13. Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
  14. I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one




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