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1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
   
2. I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over.
   
3. According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
   
4. There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
   
5. so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
   
6. Sex, do it for the kids.
   
7. The word bed looks like a bed.
   
8. Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
   
9. Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
   
10. Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
    
11. I don’t just sing in the shower... I perform.
    
12. I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
    
13. I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
    
14. If it wasn`t for claustrophobia, lack of intelligence, and my intense fear of floating poop, I would`ve made a great astronaut.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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