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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I judge how safe an area is by the number of lit letters on the Waffle House sign.
  2. I have an awesome idea, but first I`ll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
  3. This Crazy Weather Makes Me Want To Masturbate Furiously!!!
  4. I didn`t text you. Vodka texted you.
  5. Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro.
  6. Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrea.
  7. Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
  8. If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
  9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
  10. Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
  11. Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl
  12. I got up this morning and think I saw my shadow. I´m going back to bed for six weeks.
  13. If the shoe fits, buy it.
  14. If you can`t say something nice about someone, you probably know the same people I do.




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