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Sunday May 19, 2024


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  1. I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute.
  2. I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
  3. If you see me drinking coffee from a to-go cup in public after 3 pm, that coffee is booze in disguise.
  4. Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
  5. Wow! Sit-Downs are way easier than Sit-Ups!
  6. You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
  7. I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible…but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell!
  8. The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
  9. How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
  10. I don`t use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
  11. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
  12. Efficiency: skip your morning, wake up in the afternoon.
  13. Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
  14. Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.




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