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Sunday May 19, 2024


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  1. I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
  2. FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
  3. I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency.
  4. Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
  5. Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
  6. I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
  7. I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
  8. Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that´s how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
  9. I`m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK
  10. If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they`re already pissed off.
  11. I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
  12. In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
  13. Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
  14. "I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.




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