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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
  2. Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
  3. Honk if you are reading this.
  4. There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
  5. When I was young I could climb mountains, these days I have to steady myself to fart.
  6. I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
  7. I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
  8. The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
  9. Saw my ex with another guy at a bar last night. So I ordered a beer, took a few sips, walked over to their table, gave her date the rest of my drink and walked away... #leftovers
  10. A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
  11. It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
  12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
  13. Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
  14. So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?




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