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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
  2. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
  3. Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
  4. When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, "no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."
  5. I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel... It was 3 weeks from tomorrow.
  6. I`ll never forget what my dad said when I gave him the picture I drew and asked him to put on the refrigerator: "Wtf Dude, you`re 23."
  7. I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
  8. You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
  9. I`m not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn`t looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.
  10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
  11. Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who`s not interested.
  12. I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
  13. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
  14. Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I`ve never been so mad that I pee`d myself.




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