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1. For once I’d like to get kicked into a bar
   
2. If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
   
3. Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
   
4. Maybe Oscar wouldn`t have been so grouchy if the people on Sesame Street cared about the fact that he`s homeless
   
5. Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
   
6. FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
   
7. Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
   
8. Shouldn`t we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It`s like we work there for a little while.
   
9. If people in horror movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
   
10. I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
    
11. Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
    
12. Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
    
13. Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
    
14. The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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