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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
  2. "I`m single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I`m still single, cuz I say sh!t like that?
  3. Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
  4. If your lawyer has a ponytail, you`re going to jail
  5. When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
  6. If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I’m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
  7. Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
  8. Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yourself.”
  9. When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
  10. Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
  11. Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
  12. It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much sh!t to carry.
  13. I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
  14. Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.




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