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1. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
   
2. When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
   
3. The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
   
4. so I got really drunk last night, but I was good and took a bus home. the only problem I have now is I dont remember where I put the keys to the bus.
   
5. If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
   
6. Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
   
7. Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that’s all you’ll have to make your kids think you’re cool.
   
8. So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
   
9. I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
   
10. Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
    
11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
    
12. Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
    
13. My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
    
14. If you grew up wanting to be a Plumber or a Pizza delivery boy, You watched too much porn as a kid.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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