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Monday December 23, 2024


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
  2. If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
  3. You look over-medicated. What`s your doctor`s name?
  4. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching `Night at the Roxbury.` "Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?"
  5. Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
  6. The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
  7. I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
  8. 10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
  9. My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
  10. We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
  11. I like to say "Do I smell popcorn?" right after I fart ..that way everyone quickly takes a deep breathe.
  12. I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
  13. i wasnt that drunk * "bro, you destroyed my mothers garden while screaming F*CK FARMVILLE!"*
  14. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, he’s under a blanket.”




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