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1. I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
   
2. They call themselves independent women until furniture needs to be moved
   
3. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
   
4. Wife: You always blame other people for your problems. Me: Yeah, and whose fault is that?
   
5. Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
   
6. I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
   
7. I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
   
8. I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
   
9. I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
   
10. Been there, done that. allegedly
    
11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
    
12. It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.
    
13. I`m not interested in anything that requires 5 hours of energy.
    
14. It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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