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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
  2. My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
  3. I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
  4. Home is where the pants aren`t.
  5. How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
  6. Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
  7. Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets
  8. People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
  9. A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
  10. China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
  11. It`s never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she`s on a whole other level.
  12. “My phone’s about to die.” is what I say 30 seconds into every phone call. Just in case!
  13. You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
  14. Women with big breasts... ...can get a taxi on the worst days ...have a neat place to carry spare change ...have always been the center of the arts (art) ...make jogging a spectator sport ...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub ...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) ...usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie ...can always carry a little extra ...always float better ...know where to look first for lost earrings ...rarely lack for a slow dance partner ...hav




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