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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
  2. Jealously is something you’re good at when you suck at everything else.
  3. My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
  4. But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
  5. Just remember, If we get caught you`re deaf and I don`t speak English.
  6. I just want one spam email that`s like, "Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized p*nis."
  7. If I ask my dad to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It`s the button on the left!"
  8. I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
  9. I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
  10. Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
  11. I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
  12. Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
  13. WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
  14. Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired




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