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1. I`m not saying I`m lazy, but someone wrote "wash me" on my car so I just wrote back "nah"
   
2. I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
   
3. Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
   
4. Apparently, when asked by a Traffic Cop "Where you going in such a hurry?", "To your sister`s house!" is not considered respectful to a law enforcement official......
   
5. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
   
6. Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrea.
   
7. did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
   
8. You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
   
9. When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn`t have toilet paper with aloe.
   
10. I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough women who have no personality and know everything.
    
11. If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
    
12. Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
    
13. In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
    
14. You can tell how much a woman hates her husband by how short she cuts her hair.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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