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Sunday January 05, 2025


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  1. If, in your relationship, you hear "You`re suffocating me", you`re probably not holding down the pillow hard enough.
  2. Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
  3. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can`t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
  4. When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
  5. I`ll never become mature enough to not laugh out loud when the person in the stall next to me farts so loud it sounds like a volcano just erupted.
  6. List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
  7. Sometimes I run toward people & expect them to know that I want them to do the Dirty Dancing lift but they never know and I slam into them.
  8. Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
  9. If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
  10. Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
  11. Family vacations: When you pay a lot of money to yell at your kids in exotic destinations, preferably on a balcony with an ocean view.
  12. Don`t ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like "always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."
  13. If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
  14. I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D




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