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1. I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
   
2. The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
   
3. Doctor: How is your headache? Me: She is fine.
   
4. To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
   
5. I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
   
6. Diet plan: make friends fatter
   
7. Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
   
8. Paused Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can`t watch Breaking Bad.
   
9. If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
   
10. My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there`s lunch brought in for everyone
    
11. If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
    
12. I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
    
13. I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
    
14. Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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