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1. Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
   
2. Ever work out and think "wow I really needed that"? That`s how I feel about the chocolate chip cookie I just ate.
   
3. i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
   
4. In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
   
5. All milk is breast milk.
   
6. Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
   
7. My wife always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
   
8. I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
   
9. *Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
   
10. Watch out! It’s quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t been made yet.
    
11. Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
    
12. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening
    
13. If you tell people you used to weigh 500 pounds they`ll tell you how great you look at 250.
    
14. Subway only exists because we`re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here`s $8."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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