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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
  2. I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
  3. There is no "we" in "bacon", so don`t even ask.
  4. If you want your team to win a sporting event just tell me. I will root for the other team. That will guarantee a win for your team.
  5. Saying, "We need to talk," is the most efficient way to freak someone out
  6. John has 35 candy bars. If John eats 27 of them what does he have? .... Diabetes. John has diabetes.
  7. If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
  8. One square left on the toilet roll and no extras in the cupboard. Well played, honey. Well played.
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
  11. When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
  12. Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can`t use it.
  13. Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
  14. I got so much Crazy going on that the term "Bi-Polar" would be excessively underestimating my condition, let`s go with "Multi-Polar" from now on.........




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