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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
  2. I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
  3. I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
  4. Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
  5. Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater.
  6. It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
  7. My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
  8. I`m a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I`m your man.
  9. I don`t work that hard, I just make everything look way more difficulat than it is...
  10. Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
  11. If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
  12. As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald`s Playland ball pit
  13. I have four missed calls from my mom. A rescure team is gonna break down my door and find me sitting on my couch in my underwear eating cheetos any minute now.
  14. If a dwarf smokes weed does he get high or medium?




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