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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
  2. The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
  3. My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I’m flattered.
  4. I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
  5. If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
  6. I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
  7. A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
  8. If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
  9. I`d take Cap`n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren`t on his hat.
  10. Your mother never saw the irony in calling you son of a bitch.
  11. Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
  12. As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
  13. I`m going to clean my house today and by clean I mean I`m drinking vodka and spraying Febreze everywhere.
  14. My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I’m done.




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