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1. If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.
   
2. Sometimes, I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver!
   
3. Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
   
4. The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
   
5. If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
   
6. Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I`m looking for the thumbs-down button.
   
7. I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
   
8. The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff.
   
9. I`m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they`ve won the Canadian lottery.
   
10. People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
    
11. Are there actually people who get out of the shower to pee? I want to meet them.
    
12. I think my “check engine” light has finally burned out. So that’s good.
    
13. I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
    
14. scientific fact: never tell a woman she`s crazy unless you want to see crazy.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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