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1. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
   
2. When I try to fold fitted sheets it looks like I’m in an infomercial that’s exaggerating how difficult it is to fold fitted sheets.
   
3. Whenever I see a really hot girl with an ugly guy, I think "klondike bar".
   
4. I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
   
5. Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
   
6. I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Don’t want them knowing my real name.
   
7. Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
   
8. Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
   
9. For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
   
10. HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
    
11. Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
    
12. I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
    
13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
    
14. How dumb is that family if Mrs. Doubtfire can fool them a second time?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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