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1. Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
   
2. Another day where I`m not skinny, rich or famous. Getting real tired of this sh*t.
   
3. All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
   
4. I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
   
5. It`s amazing how we are very good lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for other people`s mistakes.
   
6. Bless me Father for I hit send.
   
7. Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
   
8. I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
   
9. Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
   
10. Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
    
11. Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
    
12. Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
    
13. "Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
    
14. A day without sunshine is like, you know... night
    
    
    
    
    
    

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