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1. When your mother asks you if you`re sexually active, the correct response is: "No, I just lie there."
   
2. If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway.
   
3. It`s a little disappointing when you`re watching a school basket ball game & no one turns into a werewolf.
   
4. On the subject of sex, my parents told me `the man goes on top, and the woman underneath.` No wonder I got divorced. For 3 years my ex-wife and I slept in bunk beds.
   
5. Boy if these walls could talk I`d be like "HOLY SH!T TALKING WALLS"
   
6. People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
   
7. The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
   
8. There are a lot of side effects to smoking weed. Like never shutting up about the fact that you smoke weed.
   
9. The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
   
10. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
    
11. DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
    
12. Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
    
13. What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
    
14. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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