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1. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
   
2. Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
   
3. When I die I want my body donated to science; specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life
   
4. Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me.
   
5. Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
   
6. The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
   
7. Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
   
8. I`m obviously smarter than you`re
   
9. A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
   
10. Looking forward to `Breaking Bad` merchandise. Especially the cook book.
    
11. When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
    
12. So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
    
13. I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
    
14. You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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