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1. If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
   
2. The patience I have for my kids is directly proportional to the amount of people watching me.
   
3. I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
   
4. Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm down.
   
5. Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
   
6. All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
   
7. I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
   
8. Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
   
9. If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.
   
10. I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
    
11. you know it`s a good fart when it wakes you from a dead sleep and you pull a butt muscle at the same time.
    
12. What is it about being blind that makes people want to walk their dog all the time?
    
13. Is food porn star a thing yet??
    
14. Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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