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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
  2. If you ever Google "Grandfather Clock", be careful how you spell that sh!t.
  3. Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
  4. If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
  5. If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
  6. The perfect time for a snack is while you’re waiting for another snack to finish cooking.
  7. You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
  8. How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
  9. Today, my wife asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.
  10. Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
  11. Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
  12. are you free tomorrow ?! no I am f**king expensive !!
  13. I don’t know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I guarantee you they’d post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.
  14. I want to take this moment to thank the depends adult diaper company for allowing me to play my video game for a strait 8 hours uninterupted...




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