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1. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
   
2. Got my friend a Starbucks gift card. 2 weeks later I get a call. They said hey Dean, u put any money on this Starbucks gift card. I said no it´s a gift card. That´s the beauty of it u can put as much money on it as u want.
   
3. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
   
4. I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
   
5. My life coach is the cashier at the liquor store.
   
6. I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
   
7. Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
   
8. Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
   
9. 4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
   
10. If you`re not employed by the Secret Service, there is absolutely no reason to have a Bluetooth on your ear.
    
11. If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
    
12. Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
    
13. Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
    
14. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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