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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
  2. i am not so think, as you drunk i am
  3. Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
  4. Either my cooking’s improved or my family’s immune systems have strengthened.
  5. There`s no law against twerking...but apparently it`s still frowned upon during jury duty.
  6. Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up
  7. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I`m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
  8. Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
  9. My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
  10. The one thing women don`t want to find in their stockings on christmas morning is their husband
  11. Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
  12. When people see ghosts, why aren`t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
  13. keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
  14. I bet the women who only post about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.




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