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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
  2. Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the smart one
  3. One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.
  4. If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
  5. A mistress is something between a Mister and a mattress.
  6. Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
  7. I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
  8. I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
  9. My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
  10. No, whenever there`s trouble, YOU always seem to be around ... officer.
  11. Yes, I streaked once on a dare ... all the rest of the times though were just for fun
  12. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
  13. Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
  14. I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.




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