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1. My dog was licking his balls. My friend said "I wish I could do that." I said "You better pet him first; he can be mean sometimes."
   
2. Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature`s way of getting you to slap yourself.
   
3. I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
   
4. What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
   
5. if you wake up at 3am and scream bloody mary three times in the mirror, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed
   
6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
   
7. I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
   
8. If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
   
9. If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
   
10. Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
    
11. The best thing about having male genitals is sharing it with people who don`t.
    
12. When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.
    
13. Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
    
14. The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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