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1. Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife someone wakes me up.
   
2. I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
   
3. I`m only a morning person on December 25th
   
4. In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
   
5. I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
   
6. It takes balls to be a man.
   
7. A slug is just a divorced snail.
   
8. Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
   
9. Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t.
   
10. Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
    
11. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
    
12. My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
    
13. I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
    
14. The less you know, the more you think you do.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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